Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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