Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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