my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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