He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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