Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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