I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
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You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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