We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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