So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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