You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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