Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
