brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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