Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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