I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
