How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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