We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Oh god it's open bar.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
