it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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