She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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