I don't usually arrange sex via text message
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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