i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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