I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Randomize