He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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