how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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