Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
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