thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
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