In the future we'll all be gay
Come see our sink grown plant.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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