somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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