clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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