I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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