I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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