I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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