Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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