Why are handjobs necessary in class?
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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