some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Sober January is a disaster.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
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