I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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