i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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