after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
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