david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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