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It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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