Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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