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cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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