I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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