SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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