Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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