piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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