Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
i out mim tonsoeep
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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