CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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