I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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