At least make sure they are 18
Why
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
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