He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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