sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Can't talk, ducks in the car
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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