wakey wakey hands off snakey
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
this hospital has no fireball
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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