Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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