Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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