Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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