You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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